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Uncle buck
Fremont, CA
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Red Riding-Hood wrote: <quoted text>
Yeah. He is.
Granny didn't love him enough so one day he got on his bike and drove into the woods. And then a giant Wolf appeared!
Red was afraid, but he braced himself and fought the Wolf.
Much to Red's chagrin, the Wolf got in one good swipe and he thought he was a goner...
But then Granny appeared!!!
She pulled out her shotgun and scared the Wolf away.
Cradling Red in her arms, they began to make their way home --
when a RABID little monkey jumped out and tried to bite their ankles!!!
OHMY!!!
Granny blew its tiny little lisp-speaking, high-pitched, nasally-voiced head off with one clean shot. Red and Granny made it home where they feasted upon muffins and apple pie and lived happily ever after.
The End next time you pass through town can you make sure to make me a framed copy of this it'd look great on my mantle or fire
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Wendy from
Torrance, CA
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Dick Hallorann wrote: <quoted text>
No Wendy. You need to SHINE to see it. thanks
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Since: Mar 14
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Riding Hood is drunk. Her writing sucks
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“Missing in the Wrong Place”
Since: Mar 14
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Dick Hallorann wrote: <quoted text>
No Wendy. You need to SHINE to see it. Heres Johnny.
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“The universe is rarely so lazy”
Since: Jan 14
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Uncle buck
Fremont, CA
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John Blue wrote: Hello? Is anyone here?? dial up sucks
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Dick Hallorann
Everett, MA
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Red Riding-Hood wrote: <quoted text>
Yeah. He is.
Granny didn't love him enough so one day he got on his bike and drove into the woods. And then a giant Wolf appeared!
Red was afraid, but he braced himself and fought the Wolf.
Much to Red's chagrin, the Wolf got in one good swipe and he thought he was a goner...
But then Granny appeared!!!
She pulled out her shotgun and scared the Wolf away.
Cradling Red in her arms, they began to make their way home --
when a RABID little monkey jumped out and tried to bite their ankles!!!
OHMY!!!
Granny blew its tiny little lisp-speaking, high-pitched, nasally-voiced head off with one clean shot. Red and Granny made it home where they feasted upon muffins and apple pie and lived happily ever after.
The End But is it really The End? My only friend? The End? WKWYA
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Wendy from
Torrance, CA
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You are vicious. I wanted answers
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“The universe is rarely so lazy”
Since: Jan 14
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But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow
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Since: Mar 14
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Det Columbo wrote: Some people's true colors are showing thru this evening. Be careful.
John Don't fear truth.
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Not Much
Palo Alto, CA
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John Blue wrote: Hello? Is anyone here?? I am here momentarily. But I'm going to get back to taxes soon.
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Wendy from
Torrance, CA
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Why is this forum here if all you do is yell at each other?
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Huntsmen
Montréal, Canada
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Red Riding-Hood wrote: <quoted text>
I don't eat the pie. I serve it.
The apples are poisoned.
Maybe you shouldn't try to floss with pearls?
It's unbecoming.
Just a humble suggestion. I really don't want to fight. I'm a creature of love, not war.
Can I offer you a pastry? Muffin? Strudel? do you know the muffin man ? For if you do then he shall tell you I prefer the gingerbread man. His gum drop buttons go great with my rum rushed gut, but if you were to buy my a sack of flowers to put in my tuffet then I got be like buffet and get my apples off
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“The universe is rarely so lazy”
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Okay. Look.
I just think it's really important that we address this issue here and now because it's important: How are these cats getting into these things that are much too small for them?
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Red Riding-Hood
North Andover, MA
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John Blue wrote: <quoted text>
I m drunk 2. better 2 see u with my dear I'm drunk off of monkey's blood.
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nucky
Fremont, CA
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deductionss wrote: But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow is this a pickup line?
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Findmaura
Hyannis, MA
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Wendy from wrote: Why is this forum here if all you do is yell at each other? Sorry,could you type a little louder?
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Red Riding-Hood
North Andover, MA
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Wendy from wrote: Why is this forum here if all you do is yell at each other? This forum isn't here. These are secret threads. How are you here? Figment of our collective imagination!
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Red Riding-Hood
North Andover, MA
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John Blue wrote: <quoted text>
a little late to be doin your taxes aint it? got my refund weeks ago. way to put it off until the last minute. lmao Seven figures I paid. Seven dwarves. You could help me if you weren't too busy hatin'.(Not you, Blue.)
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Red Riding-Hood
North Andover, MA
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Judged:
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deductionss wrote: boromir Eric Northman. Ragnar Lodbrook. Jared Leto. Jared Leto?!?!?
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