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Clearance Clarence
Sacramento, CA
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ONE STARR, VESPA, DOT, & BARF Wow! YOGURT'S VOICE Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt. LONE STARR, VESPA, DOT, & BARF Yogurt? The bottom of the statue opens up. A small man about 3 feet tall comes out. YOGURT You heard of me? LONE STARR Heard of ya? Who hasn't of Yogurt? VESPA Yogurt, the wise. DOT Yogurt, the all powerful. BARF Yogurt, the magnificent. YOGURT Please, please, don't make a fuse. I'm just plain Yogurt. LONE STARR But you're the one.... YOGURT Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as.... BARF The force? YOGURT No. The Schwartz. LONE STARR, VESPA, DOT, & BARF The Schwartz? YOGURT Yes. The Schwartz. He holds his Schwartz ring. His is different than the ring HELMET has. LONE STARR But, Yogurt, what is this place? What is that you do here? YOGURT Merchandising. BARF Merchandising? What's that? YOGURT Merchandising. Come. I'll
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Yogurt
Sacramento, CA
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ET (lifts up mask) How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie. We're still in the middle of making it. SANDURZ That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing. HELMET There has? SANDURZ Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished. HELMET Naaaaa. CORPORAL Here it is, sir. Spaceballs. SANDURZ Good work, Corporal. Punch it up. CORPORAL starts the tape. It starts on the FBI Warning. SANDURZ Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward. CORPORAL Preparing to fast-forward. SANDURZ Fast-forward. CORPORAL Fast-forwarding, sir. Starts fast-forwarding through the ludicrous speed scene. Helmet is thrown into the panel at a high-speed. HELMET Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. SANDURZ Try here. Stop. The movie stops at the exact same thing that is actually happening now. HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back to the monitor. SANDURZ looks at the camera when HELMET looks back at the monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. HELMET looks at the camera when SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When HELMET turns back, he waves his hand. He turns back to the camera. HELMET What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? SANDURZ Now You're looking at now sir
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The Schwartz
Sacramento, CA
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The what? HELMET And the what? RADAR TECH. You know. The bleeps,(makes bleeps sounds) the sweeps,(makes sweeps sounds) and the creeps.(makes creeps sounds) HELMET (to Sandurz) That's not he's lost. RADAR TECH. Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be.... Jam starts dripping down the screen. RADAR TECH.....jammed. HELMET Jammed?(takes a taste of the jam) Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.(pulls down mask) Lone Starr! CAMERA hits HELMET. HELMET falls backwards. INT. VESPA'S CAR -SPACE Eagle 5 comes in on top of Vespa's car. There's a thump on the car. VESPA What was that? BARF knocks on the door. DOT Nevermind that. What was that? The roof opens revealing BARF smiling. VESPA & DOT Ah. BARF Hi. VESPA Who are you? BARF Barf. DOT Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes. BARF Na, that's my name. Barf. VESPA Barf? What are you?
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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Snowy wrote: <quoted text>
Wowzer and Bill ~ something is very peculiar about this entire conversation about Maura Murray's disappearance.
either this is a social phenomenon with the subject matter taking wings and attracting all kinds of unusual people...psychics and such; and/or Maura's family encourages the name-and-blame game out of desperation, or to cover for their or her responsibility for this occurrence.
i am puzzled that, at some point, a family member (with their admitted presence on these forums), would not step in to speak directly to current facts and updates, and encourage a rational conversation.
that said, it's almost too late...the circus has been in town for so long.
if her family believes what Rozzie presents, and if she is related to Maura, however distantly, and is being allowed to represent the Murray family here, then we know the endeavor is frustrating, if not useless.
in particular, you, Wowzer, have actually walked the area for years in search of evidence of Maura's presence; and Bill, you have eagerly shared your knowledge and expertise about search and rescue...and yet, this bat-shit-crazy conversation continues.
i trust a handful of us follow to eventually learn of a new, legitimate clue to unlock the mystery and hope, for the sake of her family, that it comes sooner than later. "....Us?" LOL
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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Hey Zues wrote: <quoted text>
Could you elaborate? I would....could....possibly should but quite frankly am in physical pain today due to a bit of a mishap. Comments will be short.
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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WTH-the-original wrote: <quoted text>
And were you and I differ. I wouldn't hesitate for a second to live in that area, though I prefer more isolated.
Bill Bill, Why are you attempting to stretch (full circle) the truth? Everyone knows you are a lover of coffee! Probably drink at least a pot a day...? More?
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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WTH-the-original wrote: <quoted text>
In one domain and that would be Chris to Guy. Possibly suicidal.
Bill The immediate jump to, conclusion of suicide is that it holds the potential of lessening the intensity of the search. Why isn't something like, "cannot locate" used? It is at least more neutral than "possible runaway," or "possible suicide." Of course we don't have to worry about "possible abduction." We never hear much about this until weeks or months...even years later. Sometimes, never. Unfortunately, this delay benefits the abductor if abduction had occurred.
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Snowy
Gloucester, MA
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send in the spammer. wake him up. Rozziekamikaze is winding up to lob something over the net. but don't hold your collective breaths. no news. just snooze.
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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Wowzer the real one wrote: <quoted text>
Right from the start you have stated things about the abducter/serial killer/boogy man that makes one's mind ponder.
You've pretty much gave a description of what he looks like, how he thinks and other personal information that makes one wonder how you could know these things as you have stated them as facts and not theories.
Since it's impossible to know for sure where you really live, who you really are and if you are a man or a women I think that with all of the facts that you've stated in these forums and now the fact that you've traveled thru ME,VT and NH IMO I think the LE should investigate YOU as you seem to be the only one with a wealth of knowledge concerning this person.
If nothing else I'm sure they would appreciate your description of the perpetrater and your other details.
Should be a slam dunk and Roz will have solved the case.
Call now! You may just be that one phone call that the police have been hoping for. Sorry Bill, No can do. Cannot accommodate because it's doubtful they'll let me off the unit. Really. Time and again I've told you these are my theories. I'll believe in the cleancut abductor theory as long as clouds move as they drift,and mountains soar upward. Forever. Given MM age, personality characteristics, personal hygiene, level of education, social background, intelligence, wit, charm, humor, analytical ability....she would not have accepted assistance from just anyone. She did however, within minutes for all of these reasons accept a ride from a smiling,cleancut, overly-socialized dirtbag who lives within the Grafton County area. He's a high-functioning psychopath whose facade would stump even the most experienced forensic psychologist. An educated guess tells me that many of you have met him, may even know him. Denial can be a miserable beast, however. The problem is that people prefer to swirl around and around in the black box. It's highly unlikely he'll ever be found out. Years will pass in his favor. It's best to pull profiles from other countries, even across the country...and toss denial out the window in this particular case. This is an unusally difficult case for good reason.
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The Schwartz
Oakley, CA
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uot;Spaceballs -The Movie" merchandise. YOGURT Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We put the pictures name on everything. Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.(turns it on) DINKS Ooooooo. YOGURT The kids love this one. Last, but not least, Spaceballs -the Doll.(hold up a doll of himself) Me.(pulls on the string) YOGURT DOLL May the Schwartz be with you. DINKS giggle. YOGURT Adorable. SPACEBALL CITY -INT. SKROOB'S BEDROOM -NIGHT MARLENE & CHARLENE are in Skroob's bed. SKROOB is under "Spaceballs -the Sheet" fondling the twins. MARLENE & CHARLENE Wew, wew, wew, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ohh, weeew.... COMMANDERETTE appears on the wall. COMMANDERETTE President Skroob. MARLENE & CHARLENE hide under the sheet. SKROOB comes out from under the sheet. He is holding a book upside-down. SKROOB What is it? COMMANDERETTE I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. SKROOB Where? COMMANDERETTE Somewhere on the sands of Vega. SKROOB Tell him to comb the desert. Do you hear me? Comb the desert. COMMANDERETTE Yes, sir. MOON OF VEGA -DESERT -DAY Six g
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The Schwartz
Oakley, CA
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uot;Spaceballs -The Movie" merchandise. YOGURT Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We put the pictures name on everything. Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.(turns it on) DINKS Ooooooo. YOGURT The kids love this one. Last, but not least, Spaceballs -the Doll.(hold up a doll of himself) Me.(pulls on the re in Skroob's bed. SKROOB is under "Spaceballs -the Sheet" fondling the twins. MARLENE & CHARLENE Wew, wew, wew, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ohh, weeew.... COMMANDERETTE appears on the wall. COMMANDERETTE President Skroob. MARLENE & CHARLENE hide under the sheet. SKROOB comes out from under the sheet. He is holding a book upside-down. SKROOB What is it? COMMANDERETTE I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. SKROOB Where? COMMANDERETTE Somewhere on the sands of Vega. SKROOB Tell him to comb the desert. Do you hear me? Comb the desert. COMMANDERETTE Yes, sir. MOON OF VEGA -DESERT -DAY Six g
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The Schwartz
Oakley, CA
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ane! OPEN: Theme from Jaws, plane busts out of clouds like Jaws... Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Zealot#1: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you care to make a donation? Elaine : No, thank you anyway. Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone. Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone. Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading. Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again! Zealot#2: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you like to make a donation?????????: No thanks, we ga
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Roger Oever
Oakley, CA
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ane! OPEN: Theme from Jaws, plane busts out of clouds like Jaws... Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone. Zealot#1: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you care to make a donation? Elaine : No, thank you anyway. Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone. Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone. Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone. Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stoppin
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Roger Oever
Oakley, CA
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nt: Would either of you like another cup of coffee? Mother2 : I will, but Jim won't. Father : I think I will have another cup of coffee. Mother2 :( To herself in an echo voice ) Jim never has a second cup at home. Attendnt: Excuse me sister ... Nun : Yeahhhs? Attendnt: There's little girl on board up front who's ill and .. Nun : Oh, yes. I saw, poor child. Attendnt: Could I borrow your guitar ... I think maybe I could cheer her up. Nun : Of course. Attendnt: Ohhhh.... thank you.( She drags guitar across the passengers heads ) Attendnt: Hi! Mother : Hi! Attendnt: Do you mind if I talk to your daughter? Mother : No I think that'd be nice. Attendnt: Hi, I'm Randy. Dyingirl: I'm Lisa ... YOU HAVE A GUITAAAAR! Attendnt: Uh, huh! I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song. Dyingirl: I'd love too! Attendnt: Okay. Let's see, uh... this is one of my favorites! I've traveled the banks of the river of Jordan To find where it flows to the sea I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry And I saw that I was looking at meeeeeee. And I wanted to know if life had a purpose And what it all means in the end In the silence I listened to voices inside me And they told me again and again. There is only one river ( Knocks IV out of Lisa's arm with guitar but doesn't notice ) There is only one sea And it flows through you And it flows through me ( Lisa is having conniptions about her IV as if about to die ) There is only one people We are one in the same ( The whole plane begins to clap along ) We are all one spirit One naaaaaaaaaaaammmme. We are the father
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Vector Victor
Oakley, CA
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nt: Would either of you like another cup of coffee? Mother2 : I will, but Jim won't. Father : I think I will have another cup of coffee. Mother2 :( To herself in an echo voice ) Jim never has a second cup at home. Attendnt: Excuse me sister ... Nun : Yeahhhs? Attendnt: There's little girl on board up front who's ill and .. Nun : Oh, yes. I saw, poor child. Attendnt: Could I borrow your guitar ...s the passengers heads ) Attendnt: Hi! Mother : Hi! Attendnt: Do you mind if I talk to your daughter? Mother : No I think that'd be nice. Attendnt: Hi, I'm Randy. Dyingirl: I'm Lisa ... YOU HAVE A GUITAAAAR! Attendnt: Uh, huh! I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song. Dyingirl: I'd love too! Attendnt: Okay. Let's see, uh... this is one of my favorites! I've traveled the banks of the river of Jordan To find where it flows to the sea I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry And I saw that I was looking at meeeeeee. And I wanted to know if life had a purpose And what it all means in the end In the silence I listened to voices inside me And they told me agaiIV as if about to die ) There is only one people We are one in the same ( The whole plane begins to clap along ) We are all one spirit One naaaaaaaaaaaammmme. We are the father
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Lord Dark Helmet
Oakley, CA
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onty Python) Listen: LoFi | Download | Send -Card | Chords From: A Faire To Remember words and music by Eric Idle Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle -that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life...
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Lord Dark Helmet
Oakley, CA
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Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle -that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life...
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Lord Dark Helmet
Oakley, CA
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There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle -that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin -give the audience a grin Enjoy it -it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life...(Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life...(Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life...(I mean -what have you got to lose?)(You know, you come from nothing -you're going back to nothing. What have you lost ? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of
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rozShoem
Gouverneur, NY
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Hey Zues wrote: <quoted text>
gy : 8 miles. Looks like their heading 0-4-4. Elaine : We are now at 2000 feet beginning our decent. Kramer : Steve, I want every light you can get poured onto that field.( A dump truck dumps table lamps onto the runway ) Towergy : Tower to all emergency vehicles, runway is 9er. Airport vehicles take stations 1 and 2. Civilian equipment number 3. Air Force positions number 4 and 5. All ambulances go to number 3. Air Israel, please clear the runway ( Plane is shown wearing a beard, hat, tallis, and yarmulke.) Attendnt: In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions. your life jackets are located under your seat. Place the jacket over your head. And when I give the word, pull the cord on the right side flap. Your seat cushions are also equipped with a flotation device. Radio : WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever ( plane knocks down station's transmitter ) Kramer : Watch your altitude Striker, you're too erratic. You can't come straight in. You've got enough fuel left for two hours of flying. Striker : I'll take it Elaine. Listen to me Kramer! We have people up here who will die in less than an hour let alone two. I may bend your precious airplane, but I'll get it down. I'm putting the landing gear down now. Attendnt: Mr. Striker, the passengers are ready. Striker : Thank you Randy. You'd better leave sweetheart. You might get hurt up here. Elaine : Ted, Striker : Yes? Elaine : I wanted you to know, now ... I'm very proud. Striker : Tell 'em the gear is down and we're ready to land. Elaine : The gear is down and we're ready to land. Kramer : Alright, he's on final now, put out all runway lights except 9er. Towerguy: Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now. MCrosky : No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do. Rumack : I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you. Kramer : Alright, now just listen carefully ... you should be able to see the runway at 300 feet. Aim the touchdown a third of the way along. There's a slight crosswind from the right so be ready for it Hey Zues, I like your style. Refreshing. A breath of fresh air. Use of a high-level method of dealing with frustration is uncommon, especially on this forum. Thanks for the laugh. Not too many laughs around here you know.
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Rover Rolling Over Roger
Oakley, CA
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: Cutty say he cant hang. Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Attndnt : Ohhhh, good. Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine. Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide. Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow. MCrosky : Get me Captain Oever's wife on the phone, we'd better let her know what's going on. Towergy : Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire. MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl...( Phone rings at Captain Oever's wife's house, she answers.) MSOever : Hello? Towergy : Mrs. Oever? MSOever : Yes, this is Mrs. Oever. Towergy : This is Ed Masias calling from the airport. There's some trouble on your husband's flight. We don't know how serious it is yet, but Steve McCrosky say you may want to get down here right away. MSOever : Yes, I'll be right down...( hangs up the phone ) I've gotta go to the airport, you can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refridger-ator.( We see she is sleeping with a horse) Horse : Nayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... plllllllllllllllllllll. Winey. Elaine : Dr Rumack says the sick people are getting worse and we`re running out of time. Striker :( In echoey voice to himself ) I've got to concentrate oncentrate, oncentrate. I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo. Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbau Manny Motta, motta, motta. Man : How're you doing honey? Woman5 : I'm so hot, I'm burning up. Man : I'll turn on some air.
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