Maura Murray

WTH-the-original wrote:

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No, no. You are being too harsh with our intrepid detective. I also believe that is exactly what happened to Maura. For once, the detective and I are on the same page. And I am also certain that it was the aliens that supplied this trailer hitch which is how they caused the extensive damage to the car. WE NEED TO FEAR THESE ALIENS, THEY ARE KIDNAPPING OUR CITIZENS.
Whatever happens, the last thing you need is having your vehicle whacked by an alien trailer hitch.
Is he a preeminent goofball or what?
Bill

I have never seen such a case of such self sabotaging behavior. There is no reasoning just blurting.

I have to laugh at Green saying he's calling RF out and feels disgust for him.
I notice that he never mentions the option of RF coming DOWN Bradley Hill that night. Back then it was a toss up of which way had the least highest frost heaves.
And then there's the view from his house. It sat back away from 112 with a patch of woods and a house in between. So I would say that would have obstructed some of the view.
It's been said here a million times that the FD and ambulance were sent back. So I would think by the time RF came home the only light may have been from the police car as a warning to oncoming traffic. If he did see a light and I'm not saying that he did he may have thought it was just a traffic stop or someone in the ditch as has happened there before. Just saying....

WTH-the-original wrote:

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No, no. You are being too harsh with our intrepid detective. I also believe that is exactly what happened to Maura. For once, the detective and I are on the same page. And I am also certain that it was the aliens that supplied this trailer hitch which is how they caused the extensive damage to the car. WE NEED TO FEAR THESE ALIENS, THEY ARE KIDNAPPING OUR CITIZENS.
Whatever happens, the last thing you need is having your vehicle whacked by an alien trailer hitch.
Is he a preeminent goofball or what?
Bill

I concur with this assessment. It has always been my theory that these aliens are from the planet Saturn and were here to repossess the vehicle that Maura was driving, due to the state of disrepair that she had carelessly allowed it to fall into. Unfortunately, in their eagerness to get back what was rightfully theirs, they put the wrong sized ball on their hitch and basically mangled the car while trying to monkey rig it. After sitting back and having a few slugs off of the box of wine,they realized the situation was out of hand. SBD came along and they had to put this whole crash scenario into his mind telepathically.
At this point it was decided to dress one of the aliens in a hoodie, give him a bag of skittles and send him towards the nearest pay phone to phone home. It was at this point that RF, after enjoying a quick after work 420 saw the hooded figure.
The abduction of Maura was merely incidental to the repossession mission. It is said in certain automotive circles that this was the beginning of the chain of events that not only brought about the downfall of the vehicle manufacturer, but led to the Illuminati taking control of all of the worlds banks. I am working on an article that includes this theory in it and not only will it be published in a major magazine, I can assure you that the world is going to stop in it's tracks once it hits the news stands. Rick Forcier, this is your last chance to get yourself a regular dreadnaught styled acoustic or even a jumbo before you are exposed to the universe as having the same guitar as John Green...!

Thank you, BillNH, for saving and posting that blog entry.

The locals are back to work.

Det Columbo wrote:

The locals are back to work.

Someone has to keep the lies, accusations and BS in check. Might as well be a local.You're sure keeping us busy with the BS Columbo. Jeesh it's turning into a full time job. ;)

Rick should never have said the things He did. He brought suspicion upon himself.

BUT...John Green is just being an A**hole.

Is JG trying to sell His own CD.?

John

Wowzer the real one wrote:

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Someone has to keep the lies, accusations and BS in check. Might as well be a local.You're sure keeping us busy with the BS Columbo. Jeesh it's turning into a full time job. ;)

I should also add that some non locals have also done a great job in keeping the BS under control. They aren't afraid of throwing on their waders and jumping right in when it starts piling up too high.

Wowzer the real one wrote:

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I should also add that some non locals have also done a great job in keeping the BS under control. They aren't afraid of throwing on their waders and jumping right in when it starts piling up too high.

Guess it gives the BORED something to do.

Det Columbo wrote:

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Guess it gives the BORED something to do.

Come on DetC. I am waiting to hear more about this fascinating theory about Maura and alien abduction. I AM NO LONGER BORED. I am all a tingle with anticipation about this latest break of yours in the case.

Please tell us more about Betty and Barney Hill and Pauline Clark and how this is all tied in with the trailer hitch and those pesky aliens.

Don't let me down. We are all counting on you.

Bill

WTH-the-original wrote:

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Please tell us more about Betty and Barney Hill and Pauline Clark and how this is all tied in with the trailer hitch and those pesky aliens.

Unfortunately, one of the alien ships crashed into Barney Hill, and now all that is left is Barney Rubble.

Maruchan wrote:

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Unfortunately, one of the alien ships crashed into Barney Hill, and now all that is left is Barney Rubble.

I heard that Barney Rubble had a productive life after this alien mishap.
He went on to marry Betty and adopted cute little Bamm Bamm.

BillNH wrote:

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Yes but it didn't take you 10000 words to say it, so it doesn't count.

To be fair, there was many words used in the beginning. I originally thought according to the first timelines that it couldn't have been her. As the timeline seemed to firm up, it appeared that it was possible that it was her. No way to know for sure but according to the timeline I think it was certainly possible.

JMHO,
Bill

BillNH wrote:

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Yes but it didn't take you 10000 words to say it, so it doesn't count.

Speaking of ten thousand words, which incidentally, reminds of Ten Thousand maniacs, which incidentally reminds of Granny, JWB and whoever else is hiding inside that scary, scary mind....Where the hell is Bob Jenkins?

John88Green wrote:

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Given that it was a rhetorical question, what makes you think I don't think she is aware.
Be aware: that was another rhetorical question. We are having a rhetorical question fight: BM v. JG.

BM? Is this supposed to show that you know who Lady Gray is?
Just wondering.

Ridiculous wrote:

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Speaking of ten thousand words, which incidentally, reminds of Ten Thousand maniacs, which incidentally reminds of Granny, JWB and whoever else is hiding inside that scary, scary mind....Where the hell is Bob Jenkins?

My question is was he really Bob Jenkins. Hmmmm

Ridiculous wrote:

<quoted text>Where the hell is Bob Jenkins?

That was my thoughts when we were discussing the alien threat. Why isn't he all over that, beating DetC with a rubber hose to find out about these connections and threats to our sovereignty? He has really let us down as far as I am concerned. Our representative in the Border Patrol should be all over this like ugly on an ape, like flies on crap, like white on rice. Very, very, disappointed.

Bill

Wowzer the real one wrote:

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BM? Is this supposed to show that you know who Lady Gray is?
Just wondering.

This is John "the bully Green" in his usual passive aggressive form again. He's saying; "stand down lady or I will expose you". Why does he need to do this if he is as bright as he purports himself to be? I know everyone loves to give our in house detective crap, but, he at least fights by the rules and just shovels the crap right back when we fling it at him. By the way Columbo, do you like Darius Rucker's version of Wagon Wheel?

Ridiculous wrote:

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This is John "the bully Green" in his usual passive aggressive form again. He's saying; "stand down lady or I will expose you". Why does he need to do this if he is as bright as he purports himself to be? I know everyone loves to give our in house detective crap, but, he at least fights by the rules and just shovels the crap right back when we fling it at him. By the way Columbo, do you like Darius Rucker's version of Wagon Wheel?

Maybe he's not as bright as he thinks he is. I believe when he does this it's a control issue. He's using scare tactics to direct the path of the conversation. He wants to control it.
"see I know your initials so unless you agree with me don't say anything or else I'll make public your full name".

You're exactly right Ridiculous, the word "bully" is very fitting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...