Maura Murray

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hannah_b wrote:

So... What about Maura Murray? Did she fall victim to a schwein or did she pork her way to Canada?
Btw, why was Fred meeting the PIs in Warren? Maybe there is some connection to the red truck that allegedly disappeared from Warren? Not very likely, perhaps, but who knows.

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Sting Ray PI wrote:

I'm Ray.
Sting
Ray.
You can call me Sting
or Ray.
I'm a stingray.
And a PI.
I come from the depths of the oceans but have quickly risen to the top.
The toxic topix waters swim with private eyes, maybe?
Where DID the others go. Hmmm?
;)

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AcidHouseMartin wrote:

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Hannah, are you, to quote yourself,'bipolar' or just unashamedledly slutty when it comes to the populist vote?
Only, sometimes you're really sensible but every time someone presenting themselves as male dangles a theory in front of your face you completely lose the plot.
Google 'Samantha Brick'. I think you might find some common ground although, obviously, you're way, way younger than her.*blushing at the pellucid lie of someone else's telling*

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Doc wrote:

<quoted text>
the men in the white coats came for them?:)

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AcidHouseMartin wrote:

That aside, great to see you back Beagle.

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detective schtick wrote:

<quoted text>
Polish those spectacles, lassie.
I'm not a Beagle.
I'm a Golden Retriever.
GO FETCH!

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Sting Ray PI wrote:

I'm Ray.
Sting
Ray.
You can call me Sting
or Ray.
I'm a stingray.
And a PI.
I come from the depths of the oceans but have quickly risen to the top.
The toxic topix waters swim with private eyes, maybe?
Where DID the others go. Hmmm?
;)

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8

8

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AcidHouseMartin wrote:

<quoted text>
Hannah, are you, to quote yourself,'bipolar' or just unashamedledly slutty when it comes to the populist vote?

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Bart S wrote:

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Sting, where r them bottom feeders now? E or W? With the >>>>>>twinz?

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Sting Ray PI wrote:

<quoted text>
This sting operation is top secret, kiddo, but I'll drop one hint:
The sun rises in the east and set in the west.

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Lighthouse 101 wrote:

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Detective schlick with your professional experience what you you think happened to
Maura?

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AcidHouseMartin wrote:

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I might just be being particularly British here but what's the point in parody if it's not in the least bit funny?
Furthermore, the HOURS you put in there, mocking the family of a missing 21yr old? Joke's on you, you sad,sad, sad disfunctional little lame brain, you.

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WTH-the-original wrote:

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I don't think that you and some others get it.
So let me get this straight. When you and a couple of others say this little skit that the detective has created out loud, this makes perfect sense to you? No holes that you can see? This sounds like something that could have happened? It is the simplest explanation why Maura wasn't at the car? Seriously? This is hysterical because if you say it out loud, its absurd. Any reasonable person would find it so. There are thirty, simpler explanations that fully explain what happened without all these machinations. I posted something like this years ago, but not nearly as funny or inventive or in play format. Shortly after I don't remember hearing anything from the detective who was pushing the Maura look alike scenario. Saying this out loud should make you say WTF? This is hysterical, because the concept is ridiculous in its absurd complexity and virtual impossibility to actually pull off.
WOW!
Bill

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Bart S wrote:

<quoted text>
We flush and flush out the hydrants but the schwein swim upstream.

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detective schtick wrote:

<quoted text>With logic lost on the illogical, and parodies dimmed by self-parodies, do You have a projected timetable for when the Truth might set Them free.? 10 more years.?!

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WTH-the-original wrote:

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I have no idea. We edumicate one group of people, and they leave and then others come in that need to be edumicated. The work here never ceases. And then there are some who are un-edumicational. They can't be fixed.
Bill
I wonder if some of these people will get the fact that I misspelled the word educate intentionally?