Maura Murray

WTH-the-original wrote:

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This is very common with Alzheimer/dementia patients. They often orient to the past and seem to lack the ability to turn around. They also will very often NOT answer you when you call for them. They are repeatedly found stuck in briars or walk to exhaustion or until they are too entangled to move and die where they are stuck.
You cannot depend on voice to check for these people. You must physically examine any location they could get into regardless of how improbable it might seem to you.
Bill

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Bart S wrote:

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My friend is at your service, Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

UKI2012 wrote:

@Lighthouse 101 - Can you please tell me which Disappeared episode you was talking about?
Thanks.

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Bart S wrote:

"Pork is not a verb."

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Lighthouse 101 wrote:

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I found it very interesting. This is long island if bodies can be thrown in the thicket and not found for years than imagine the woods of new Hampshire.

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hannah_b wrote:

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It is! Some people here pork all the time.

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Bart S wrote:

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Michele Bachmann says "porking has gotten way out of control."
I will not schwein.
I will not schwein.
I will not schwein.
I will no schwein.

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hannah_b wrote:

So... What about Maura Murray? Did she fall victim to a schwein or did she pork her way to Canada?
Btw, why was Fred meeting the PIs in Warren? Maybe there is some connection to the red truck that allegedly disappeared from Warren? Not very likely, perhaps, but who knows.

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hannah_b wrote:

So... What about Maura Murray? Did she fall victim to a schwein or did she pork her way to Canada?

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findmaura wrote:

where have all the "regulars" run off to?

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detective schtick wrote:

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I reckon a public forum is the most appropriate place for a Parody PI to post His theory.? To protect the integrity of My investigation, I'll post it in Mad Lib format:
On the evening of February 9, 2004,{ABDUCTOR #1} stalked the ALL AMERICAN GIRL in his RED TRUCK. As she approached on ROUTE 112,{ABDUCTOR #2} signaled to {ABDUCTOR #1} with his WHITE RAG. In tandem, from opposite directions, they sped toward the ALL AMERICAN GIRL.{ABDUCTOR #2} rammed the Saturn with his TRAILER HITCH, causing the ALL AMERICAN GIRL to spin out at the WEATHERED BARN CURVE.{ABDUCTOR #1} pulled around and awaited her at the SWIFTWATER STAGE SHOP.
As the ALL AMERICAN GIRL walked toward {ABDUCTOR #1}, he attacked and stowed her in the back of his RED TRUCK. From behind the WEATHERED BARN,{ABDUCTOR #2} produced an ALL AMERICAN GIRL STUNT DOUBLE to stand at the CRASH SCENE.
Within moments, the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER arrived. Fooled by the ALL AMERICAN GIRL STUNT DOUBLE, the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER rushed home to telephone police. Little did he know, he would regret this decision for the rest of his life.
Just as {ABDUCTOR #2} was shoving the WHITE RAG up the Saturn's TAILPIPE, a mysterious SILENT WITNESS was seen PEELING AN ORANGE in his front yard.{ABDUCTOR #1}, not wanting to be identified as the MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE, ducked behind his PRIVATE VEHICLE. So as not to throw off the SCENT DOG,{ABDUCTOR #2} quickly fetched a pair of UNWORN GLOVES from next to the BOX OF WINE in the back seat, and ran with the gloves 100 YARDS EAST.
In short order,{ROGUE LE #1} arrived. Pulling up in his SUV CRUISER, he parked NOSE TO NOSE with the Saturn.{ABDUCTOR #1} returned to his RED TRUCK to {VIOLENT ACTION} the ALL AMERICAN GIRL. It would be only moments before {ROGUE LE #2} would reach the scene, munching a doughnut and arguing about WHOSE JURISDICTION WAS IT.?
"Didn't you get to {VIOLENT ACTION} the last drunk tourist?" {ROGUE LE #1} would ask.
"No,{ROGUE LE #1}," {ROGUE LE #2} would argue, "That was the CONSTRUCTION WORKER."
Making sure there were NO FOOTPRINTS,{ROGUE LE #2} sped off in hot pursuit of a SUICIDAL TEENAGER threatening to kill himself on a power line.{ABDUCTOR #1} and {ABDUCTOR #2} pretended to SEARCH EAST as {ROGUE LE #1} made his way to the home of the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER.
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIRL?" asked {ROGUE LE #1} of those he met along the way.
"She's in my trailer, cooking my dinner," joked the CONSTRUCTION WORKER, who would later claim to working that night.
“I saw nothing,” the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER lamented.“I was doing paperwork on my bus, which I BACKED INTO THE DRIVEWAY. Where could she have run off to?”
"I'll say I saw her RUNNING 5 MILES DOWN THE ROAD," the CONSTRUCTION WORKER schemed.“I don’t know why. Give me a few weeks to think up a reason.”
Meanwhile,{ABDUCTOR #1} and {ABDUCTOR #2} had already disposed of the ALL AMERICAN GIRL and any evidence of the crime. It would be a tough case for {PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR #1} and {PARODY PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR #2} to crack someday, because THE TIMELINE IS WRONG and THE SATURN DID NOT HIT THE TREES, but their sorrows would pale next to the poor souls who would spend the next 8 YEARS posting about the ordeal on Topix Franconia.

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findmaura wrote:

is it a fact Fred met someone in warren in relation to the investigation?
And most important,where have all the "regulars" run off to?(although they are anything but regular in the grand scheme of things).Strangely quiet with a little Schtick thrown in...

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detective schtick wrote:

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I reckon a public forum is the most appropriate place for a Parody PI to post His theory.? To protect the integrity of My investigation, I'll post it in Mad Lib format:
On the evening of February 9, 2004,{ABDUCTOR #1} stalked the ALL AMERICAN GIRL in his RED TRUCK. As she approached on ROUTE 112,{ABDUCTOR #2} signaled to {ABDUCTOR #1} with his WHITE RAG. In tandem, from opposite directions, they sped toward the ALL AMERICAN GIRL.{ABDUCTOR #2} rammed the Saturn with his TRAILER HITCH, causing the ALL AMERICAN GIRL to spin out at the WEATHERED BARN CURVE.{ABDUCTOR #1} pulled around and awaited her at the SWIFTWATER STAGE SHOP.
As the ALL AMERICAN GIRL walked toward {ABDUCTOR #1}, he attacked and stowed her in the back of his RED TRUCK. From behind the WEATHERED BARN,{ABDUCTOR #2} produced an ALL AMERICAN GIRL STUNT DOUBLE to stand at the CRASH SCENE.
Within moments, the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER arrived. Fooled by the ALL AMERICAN GIRL STUNT DOUBLE, the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER rushed home to telephone police. Little did he know, he would regret this decision for the rest of his life.
Just as {ABDUCTOR #2} was shoving the WHITE RAG up the Saturn's TAILPIPE, a mysterious SILENT WITNESS was seen PEELING AN ORANGE in his front yard.{ABDUCTOR #1}, not wanting to be identified as the MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE, ducked behind his PRIVATE VEHICLE. So as not to throw off the SCENT DOG,{ABDUCTOR #2} quickly fetched a pair of UNWORN GLOVES from next to the BOX OF WINE in the back seat, and ran with the gloves 100 YARDS EAST.
In short order,{ROGUE LE #1} arrived. Pulling up in his SUV CRUISER, he parked NOSE TO NOSE with the Saturn.{ABDUCTOR #1} returned to his RED TRUCK to {VIOLENT ACTION} the ALL AMERICAN GIRL. It would be only moments before {ROGUE LE #2} would reach the scene, munching a doughnut and arguing about WHOSE JURISDICTION WAS IT.?
"Didn't you get to {VIOLENT ACTION} the last drunk tourist?" {ROGUE LE #1} would ask.
"No,{ROGUE LE #1}," {ROGUE LE #2} would argue, "That was the CONSTRUCTION WORKER."
Making sure there were NO FOOTPRINTS,{ROGUE LE #2} sped off in hot pursuit of a SUICIDAL TEENAGER threatening to kill himself on a power line.{ABDUCTOR #1} and {ABDUCTOR #2} pretended to SEARCH EAST as {ROGUE LE #1} made his way to the home of the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER.
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIRL?" asked {ROGUE LE #1} of those he met along the way.
"She's in my trailer, cooking my dinner," joked the CONSTRUCTION WORKER, who would later claim to working that night.
“I saw nothing,” the SCHOOL BUS DRIVER lamented.“I was doing paperwork on my bus, which I BACKED INTO THE DRIVEWAY. Where could she have run off to?”
"I'll say I saw her RUNNING 5 MILES DOWN THE ROAD," the CONSTRUCTION WORKER schemed.“I don’t know why. Give me a few weeks to think up a reason.”
Meanwhile,{ABDUCTOR #1} and {ABDUCTOR #2} had already disposed of the ALL AMERICAN GIRL and any evidence of the crime. It would be a tough case for {PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR #1} and {PARODY PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR #2} to crack someday, because THE TIMELINE IS WRONG and THE SATURN DID NOT HIT THE TREES, but their sorrows would pale next to the poor souls who would spend the next 8 YEARS posting about the ordeal on Topix Franconia.